Photoshop and Phriends

So basically I've just noticed an analogy between your photoshop skill (or maybe some other software) with how you call a person related to you.

So, what is your relationship with photoshop?
*Stranger:
We all know we are humans, humans have two legs, two hands, and is a social creature. But that is as far as you know that guy: just another human.
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Like other generic softwares, we all know they have save function, windows, view, help and that is how far you know photoshop: just another photo editing software

*Acquaintances
Oh well, I know that guy, he's from this place, he his hobby is this and that, this is his favorite food, his working at this place, etc. I know him but those are as much as I can tell you because we don't really hang out together often.
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Oh yeah, This software is a photo editing software, it has selection tools, it has filter, it has twisting capabilities, it has different colors and brush, I only know the basics and probably that is it.

*Close Friends,
We eat together, work together, hang out together so often that I might know lotsa more things about this guy. Sometimes since I hang around with him, he unfold his secrets just to let you know more about himself.
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Oh yeah, I use the software so often, sometimes, I have my meal when I'm still using the software in front of my computer, I learn shortcuts keys to do things faster and easier. I know more than the basics, I know some techniques as well!

*newlyweds
I know this guy in and out since I spend most of my time with him/her because I love him/her so much.
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I think myself I'm a master of this software since I spend so much time with it and I do so because I love it.

*divorcees
We were once married, of course I know him in and out but probably there are a lot more things that I don't know, and there are too much things that I know about the counterpart, too much things that I don't like.
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I was once a master of this software, I know it so well that I find features that are better off offered by other softwares, and there are features that I despise. That's why I'm using other software now.

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Probably for me and photoshop, we are still close friends only =p