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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bullshit

Probably the best bullshit post ever on my friend's facebook page  

Status Update 


Arta: Arta, u used to be the king of bullshit. now, just for once, show me that bullshit-ing skill again..!!
Comments

????: agree
me: u being the king of bullshit, is a bullshit itself
Arta: ok that's bullshit.. lol
me: no, a bullshit is you saying me saying your bullshit is a bullshit, is a bullshit
Arta: ah horseshit
me: see i'm obviously better in bullshitting that you muhahahahahahahahaha
me: *than you
Arta: no no no, i believe apeng can do better job than both of us.. lmao.  
Apeng: oh yeah.. definitely i can do better bullshit than both of you...!" this is my best bullshit.. lol
Arta: that's another bullshit lol 
Apeng: That's why I said it is my best bullshit.. bullshit within bullshit
Arta: bullshit comment :p
Apeng: By the power vested in me by my the chariman of bullshit competition, William Luimenta, and by all witnesses here, I dub thee, Arta Ang, King of Bullshit.. This is my word and as such is beyond contestation..
me: eh you all don't spam me with bullshit notification ok? I'm studying la <--- better bullshit than yours 
Arta: i have enaf of ur bullshit, i am dating a girl here <- best bullshit
me: oh 99% chance she's my ex <-- better than yours again
Arta: and he said u sucks..  wait, is this a bullshit..? lol.
me: oh that was not a bullshit, it's the one percent and it's a "he"
Arta: typo ma.. *she
me: i see, probably she has not got over me dumping her.. it's only natural that she said I suck
Arta: she said you are better than me. it's bullshit.
Apeng: @arta: whoa.. midnight girl dating ar..? wonder what kind of girl wud date u at this time of the day.. wew.. midnight girl le.. hehehe..

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nong: whoa ur ex oso a midnight girl ar..?

@arta: "he said u sucks"? "HE"..? what the hell is going on here.. you both dated a boy ar? wew.. nice inpoh gan!... See More
u sucks..? sucks at what exactly..?
don't tell me u've done it oredy ar.. no way la. it can't be la.. wain.. on second thought considering u're arta... hmm.. that might be possible le....
me: i see, you gotta accept the truth rather than taking everything as a bullshit. what she said wasn't a bullshit.
Actually ah, it's like rolling snowball effect already, we create bullshits within bullshit and I've got exam later at 9am (not bullshit) so talk to you later
Arta: typo peng... typo...
me: btw you all look very handsome today <--bullshit
Arta: yea right.. as if u study. btw peng, that midnite girl said she dump u :p
Arta: u mean sleeping right..?
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