Turning point - urine

Okay.. This post is only for guys/males/boys ah!!!
see.. as guys, we all urinate in a standing position. Taking out the microphone, we let go the hold and we release the water.

See, if you realize, your the curve that is made from the urine gushing and forming a solid line, the turning point actually starts from the tip of the microphone.
So just now when I was peeing like normal boys do, something went through my mind.

"Why the turning point is always at the tip? what if I want to make the turning point after the tip?"

When I put a little bit more of thinking there, I realized, if we are to make the turning point after the tip, we would have to increase the inclination of shooting point. Then after the it is shot, it will go up and go down after sometime, which creates turning point after the shooting point.

But, if it were to be applied in real life, if you increase the inclination before you shoot, you risk missing the target and dirtying the battlefield. And if you are to increase it after you shoot, your microphone is under pressure and it's a bit hard to do the increasing. To do it, you will have to been in a very funny style of standing position i.e. body bent to the back.

So in the end, maybe thinking about these kind of stuffs is just useless.
Let's just pee the normal way.

Some weird thoughts by
William